Victoria gave Will a LOOK. "You HAVE to be kidding, you're NOT getting me in that death trap," she said, wrinkling her nose. "I love you, dear heart, but you're crazy."
Will shook his head at his little sister. "It's not a death trap... It's a CLASSIC. Besides, you lot ride BROOMS, Vickie."
"Timmy? Back me up?" Vickie said, glancing desperately at him. "Tell him a 1971 Mustang is only a 'classic'-" here she used air quotes, "when it doesn't look like pure shite?"
Timmy laughed, shaking his head. "I'm not getting into this fight. Dad would kick my butt if I argued that a 'Stang wasn't a classic. In fact? Mum might too." Hell, both Mums. AND both Dads. Instead, he sat back and listened to his older siblings argue. The joy of being 11. He didn't have to join in.
Merry stood with her arms crossed in the doorway, her dirty blonde hair spilling halfway down her back. "First? It IS a death trap, even if it IS a classic, which it is decidedly NOT Will. Not until you get it fixed up at least. You'd think with as much money as we have you would have just gotten one in better repair." She dropped her arms to her sides and tapped at her hips, an unconscious habit she came by naturally.
"The POINT, Mer, is that I plan to fix it up myself. And it's just one ride!"
"The DOOR came unlatched when you took Timmy in it and if Mum found out she'd skin you ALIVE," Vickie said, pushing a stray lock of black hair back behind her ear. "She'd have an absolute FIT and you'd not be allowed to drive anyone ever again."
"I strapped it, Vic. Come on! Just ONE ride?" Will gave her the puppy eyes, the very look he'd perfected at his dad's side. "I promise you won't die or anything. Besides, you can spell the thing safe."
"No magic for underage witches and wizards outside of school," Merry said slipping to sit down next to Timmy.
"What the? What rot! I can use MY school lessons outside of the classroom." This was a common argument. Will always said things along this line to show how superior being a Muggle really was.
"That's because your lessons are things like MATHS and ENGLISH, not..." Vickie started
"Divination and Muggle Studies?" Will asked, giving her a look.
"Shut up. I was going to say Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts, brat," Vickie said, trying not to laugh.
"Good CHRIST, children, it's 6:30 AM. And SUMMER," Caz was rubbing his eyes sleepily and running his hand through his hair as he stumbled into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. "Will, stop teasing your sister. Vickie, the 'Stang is a classic, and once it's fixed up I daresay you're going to be begging for a ride in it. Timmy, good job not joining in the argument. Merry? Very sensible as always. How you came about that in this family I'll never know. Am I to assume Ethan isn't joining in for the simple fact that he's still crashed out in his room?"
They all nodded, almost in unison.
"I figured. Could you all perhaps keep it down to a dull roar? Your Mum is exhausted and she's going to start AKing people if she's woken up."
Will grinned, moving to give his dad a hug. "We'll try, old man. Hey, speaking of the 'Stang? Are we going to work on it today?"
Caz nodded, reaching to ruffle his hair. "Of course. After a bit, though, deal?"
Will nodded, then moved aside as Vickie pulled out a pan to start eggs cooking. "Need help, Vic?" he asked, kissing the top of her head, grinning charmingly as she looked up at him, nodding. He let out a small laugh. "It really IS a classic," he started, pulling out the bacon.
Vickie and Timmy both groaned.